"They were some of the best chips I’ve ever had."
"The chips were triple cooked to perfection."
"The triple cooked chips were the best I have eaten."
"My lord, the triple cooked chips completely blew me away. I am not joking when I say that these are the best chips I have ever eaten. The exterior had that phenomenal flaky crispness that only beef dripping can give (but, like, TRIPLED), while inside they were hot and moist."